tangletots: you’re sorry? sorry doesnt suck my dick
It would appear I should research what I’m posting about before I jump to conclusions over a joke and publish a person’s personal information on the internet. Or people should realize murder isn’t a joke. One of the two.
If guys were as mad about rape as they are duck face we wouldn’t have a rape...– Jamie Kilstein (via stuzie) Other things most straight white guys get way more upset about than they do about rape: Taylor Swift the song “Call Me Maybe” girls who date “douchebags” basically any music that isn’t played by white dudes with guitars girls who are “shallow” or “fake” girls who...
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why #For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY #Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in...
Expectations: Using the person next to you as a pillow.
Reality: Using the pillow next to you as a person.
person: you need to smile more
me: you need to fuck off
I’ve smoked it in the past, but I find it funny that people consider weed a...– Kurt Vile is not nearly as stoned as you might think. (via pitchfork)
iguanamouth: birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist??? fuckin crazy ass bobbleheaded tiny motherfuckin i dont even things that dont make any sense dragon faced jesus christ is that a duck some kind of prehistoric nonsense holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
biologytextbook: a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop Oh god. My life.